Gourd

I was just looking at my computer desktop and I found a screenshot of an ad from Craig's List that was just too good NOT to share. Behold!

I could comment at length on the sheer absurdity of every part of this ad—the fact that someone is selling a dried gourd, the fact that they priced it at $3, the fact that they want exact change, the fact that they photographed it—but I'll shut my mouth and just let you revel in the glory that is this ad. I wonder if anyone ever bought it.